Does the school principal have your family's phone number on speed dial?
Are you on a first-name basis with your pharmacist?
Do you carry noise cancelling headphones in your purse?
Do you host parades when your child tries a new food?
Does "date night" with your spouse consist of couple's therapy?
Does your idea of a "beauty day" consist of one in which you've combed your hair?"
If you answered "Yes" to any of these questions, you've come to the right imperfect place.
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