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Ash Wipes and Other Imperfect Company Names

It appears that imperfection is not just limited to parents. On our Facebook page today, Gina posted a funny slogan from a dry wall company and received some funny posts about companies with questionable slogans and names. For example:

Dry wall company — “Nobody screws it up like us.”

Handyman  Company — “We repair what your husband fixed.”

Air conditioning company — Your wife is hot! It’s time you got a new air conditioner!”

A septic company slogan — “We’re #1 in the #2 business” (One of our personal favorites)

Ash Wipes — a chimney cleaning service.

Tow Jam — a towing company.

Happy Hooker — another towing company.

Curl Up and Dye — hair salon.

Lassy Legs — a hair removal leg buffing product. I think Lassie the Dog is the spokesperson.

Do you have any imperfect company names or slogans you’d like to share?

5 Responses to Ash Wipes and Other Imperfect Company Names

  1. Judy January 25, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    “Your wife is HOT! Time for a new air conditioner” some heating and air conditioning company. LOL

  2. Sandie Becker January 25, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    Local ad for a plumber:
    “We repair what your husband fixed.”

  3. admin January 25, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    These are all awesome! I put them in. Thank you!

  4. Debbie Stephens January 26, 2011 at 7:10 pm #

    “Sweet Pea Potties….always a spot for a pot” local portable toilet rental company

    dump truck rental slogan…”where every haul ends with a perfect dump”

  5. Janet Foster January 26, 2011 at 7:41 pm #

    Gas Station/Mini Mart ad: Eat our chicken and get gas!

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