Exciting news! We have six finalists and need you to help us crown the winner in our first ever imperfect coloring contest. The lucky and imperfect
winner will receive an autographed copy of our original, self-published Shut Up About Your Perfect Kid book featuring Zippit the parrot. Winners are judged on their creativity. Tell us which one you like best. The winner will be announced at the end of the Patriots/Jets game if Gina and Patty don’t die from stress from watching our Patriots stink.