topNav

Connect with us
facebook twitter LinkedIn

Welcome to Shut Up About Your Perfect Kid

Therapy and sanity for ordinary parents of special kids.

Breaking News! Ms. Seattle Doesn’t Like Seattle or Know How to Lie

Had to laugh when we came across this post.  Apparently, the newly crowned Ms. Seattle does not like Seattle. All we can say is she must have aced the Swimsuit and Talent contests. Shortly after winning, she tweeted that she found the city “cold and the people annoying.” Clearly, her parents never educated her on “white lying” — something we’ve ingrained in our children. (“Mom, will my eyes really be stuck this way forever if I keep rolling them at you?”). Plus, the reason Seattle is cold is because she’s running around in a skimpy bathing suit. Duh!

Click here to read the details.

Personally, we think she’d make a much better “Ms. Imperfect Seattle.” What do you think? Should she be stripped of her crown?

 

 

No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

Join our imperfect mailing list.

Sign up for our Email Newsletter

I consent to receive your newsletter.