Connect with us
facebook twitter LinkedIn

Welcome to Shut Up About Your Perfect Kid

Therapy and sanity for ordinary parents of special kids.

Sisters Behaving Badly – Start the Presses!

Our new book, (Did we mention we wrote a book?), Shut Up About Your Perfect Kid, A Survival Guide for Ordinary Parents of Special Children, is about to release in two days. The good folks at Three Rivers Press are in full publicity mode, but we know that if we want this book to be super successful, we’re going to have to roll up our sleeves (well, we’ve been in somewhat of a heatwave, so we really don’t have sleeves) and do our part to drum up publicity of our own.  And that’s not so easy to do these days, especially when you have a positive message. Think about it…the national magazines, blogs, and television shows are filled with stories of people behaving badly. With those media hogs, Lindsey Lohan, Tiger Woods, and Kate and John Gosselin, it’s hard to get a  feel-good story about everyday imperfection a headline or two.

But don’t worry about us. If we’ve learned anything from raising our special kids, it’s how to be resilient. So if we can’t beat them, we will join them.

As a professional marketer, Gina has devised a plan to get our book some media attention so caregivers of special children can have hope they are not alone. Of course, when she presented the plan to Patty, the older, more conservative sister, Patty expressed some doubts. So rather than get into a sisterly squabble, we will share with you the publicity plan and let you weigh in if you think we’ve gone to far.

1) Balloon Sister.  Mirroring that media star Balloon Boy, Gina devised this brilliant plan. The difference will be that Patty will actually be launched with the balloon (not hide in her garage). This idea seemed to play well with Patty’s strengths (she’s full of hot air and loves to run away from home).

2) Crashgate 2. Anyone who knows Patty knows that she loves a good party. As a result, it seemed logical that she would enjoy a party at the White House. And now with invitations not required, she can just show up. Gina’s plan calls for Patty to show up unannounced wearing a Shut Up sandwich board.  And because she recently passed the “Bar” exam, Patty can fix her own drinks. “Pat, the Secret Service will hardly know you’re there.”

3) Bump-Its at the Beach. The other day, we watched the cast from Jersey Shore ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange. We’re fascinated by the attention this group has been given. Why them and not us?  We’re 100% Italian, go to the gym,  and can often be seen at beaches (though we do prefer wetsuits to bikinis). We realized that we were lacking two key things — poofy hair like Snooki and an interesting name, such as the Situation. As a result, we are now wearing Bump-Its in our hair and answering to the names, “The Stress,” and “The Calamity.” Overall, our looks are going over quite well. “Pat, you look like That Girl!”

4) Prank phone calls to Mel Gibson.  With any luck, we can annoy him into calling us back, and making threats against us. Our recorders are all set to go.

5) Shark Week. For Discovery Channel fans, this is the week, we’ve all been waiting for — Shark Week. It just so happens that there have been Great White Sharks spotted on Cape Cod. In fact, one of the beaches in Chatham, MA has actually been closed due to the sightings.  Gina has asked Patty to capitalize on this opportunity. “Gene, I’m not sure about this. When you said you wanted to chum around, I thought we were just going to hang out in the water, not make me swim out in the middle of the ocean wearing a chum necklace.”

So let us know what you think?  Are we going too far or better yet, do you have any other ideas?

7 Responses to Sisters Behaving Badly – Start the Presses!

  1. autismomma August 1, 2010 at 7:53 pm #

    Love the ideas! I have nothing witty to add but I have put a plug for the Amazon page for your book on my facebook page and I’ll give you a plug on my blog later this evening. Cannot wait to get my copy!

  2. Debbie Stephens August 1, 2010 at 11:23 pm #

    Hmmm….who is te not-so-bright sister? Why is it that Patty is the ‘victim’ in all of these publicity stunts?
    I will write a review and post it on Amazona and any other sites suggested to me.
    I think both of you should go up in a “Shut-Up” hot air ballon and toss down advertisements for the book.
    We need to have qa mss showing of imperfect parents on shows like Oprah. We coud also bombard magazines with reviews so they will interview you and thus advertise your book.
    Myabe a Shut-Up calendar (no I am NOT offering to be Ms. Januarry (or Feb, March, April…you get th idea))??
    We need a theme song!!
    Luv ya! The book is wonderful.

  3. Alva Wilczewski September 19, 2010 at 10:02 pm #

    This is a great site. Good sparkling interface and very informative articles. I will be coming back soon, thanks for the great article. If your bar is going to be in the middle of Monmouth, Illinois, a disco ball may not bring in a steady group of regulars.

  4. Daniel December 17, 2010 at 2:46 pm #

    great post, thanks for sharing

  5. baby gates January 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm #

    thought I’d post a comment admiring. use to plenty of Obviously not everyone comment on your articles, but I’m certain there are plenty of them who think the same way as I do. mainly to inspire I can’t wait for the next post

  6. Maria May 17, 2011 at 1:20 pm #

    This is a really great blog. Thx to the auther

  7. Nate September 4, 2015 at 12:41 am #

    My spouse and I absolutely love your blog and find many of youyr post’s to be what precisely
    I’m looking for. Do you offer guest writers to write content for you?
    I wouldn’t mind writing a post or elaborating on many
    of the subjects you write regarding here. Again, awesome weblog!

Leave a Reply

Join our imperfect mailing list.

Sign up for our Email Newsletter

I consent to receive your newsletter.